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I may seem like your typical selfish backstabbing slutfaced hoebag but in reality, I am so much more than that

albin0-nipples:

plizm:

rondraper:

LMAO OK

FFFUCK FUCKING FUCK ME

Hello yes

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joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

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Happy 4th Birthday Bey and Jay !!

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weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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zayncangetsome:

i don’t give a fuck if the video has nothing to do with the song i don’t care if it’s lame i don’t care i don’t fucking care just keep giving me zayn bathed in golden light, zayn painted in gold, ZAYN just give me zayn

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chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

berksome:

a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

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diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

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stability:

when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is image

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