I may seem like your typical selfish backstabbing slutfaced hoebag but in reality, I am so much more than that

fingerblaster113:

I’m all ears

fingerblaster113:

I’m all ears

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

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anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(via fake-mermaid)

lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

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skypestripper:

why is that car so close to the wall

skypestripper:

why is that car so close to the wall

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sorrygirlsisuckcock:

http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/

tahthetrickster:

image

i cant believe this

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sexy-fruit:

THIS

magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!

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Detroit | August 17

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Teacher:

what do you want to be when you get older?

Me:

*beyonce voice* i want to be happy.