thetowndrugdealer:

I’m perfect

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scrambledmegg:

im always in the middle of writing a text post when i think “no one cares” then start deleting it

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  • me: the fuck is this
  • me: who the fuck are you
  • me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
  • me: walk faster fuckface
  • me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
  • me: no you're a whore
  • me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
  • me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
  • me: pew pew nigga
  • me: i'd push you in front of me whore
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